![]() Dance mom Jaime Caes wanted to know whether or not her daughter was going to get to work on the ALDC group dance with the rest of the team, and Abby was like, “ok, but don’t let her screw it up.” (That’s paraphrasing but not by much.) Arguing ensued. Moving on. So, there was some drama between Abby and Team Caes. You might think it was about Jane because it may as well have been. This is a direct quote from Abby Lee Miller about Lillian Ketchman. Girl’s here because she can dance, probably has a crazy dance mom, and apparently doesn’t mind being “blonde girl number 5 billion” on Dance Moms. Not surprisingly, dance mom Ashlee and the others live in a bubble and therefore have never seen this: She barely spoke, and the whole narrative was that she was just there because she was another pretty blonde. Then again, I would’ve liked to have had more…something - anything, really - from Jane Dickson. It’s as if even the producers couldn’t handle more new girl hazing in Dance Moms season 7. Even that bus that hit Regina George Yolanda was good-natured about the whole thing. Or maybe I’m just desensitized after seeing Yolanda surpass dance mom Jill Vertes as The Worst ever at this point? I don’t know. So, there’s really not a lot to say here? I feel like the biggest drama came when Jane Dickson’s mom said Jane would be able to use her face better than Brynn Rumfallo but with as fired up as dance mom Ashlee Allen was over the whole thing, it just didn’t seem to cause the same level of ridiculous as some of Ashlee’s fights with the other moms have. ![]() Back to your regularly-scheduled Dance Moms 7×09 recap. All I could think about whenever I saw Holly’s face was this: I’ve called Holly Dance Moms‘ Michelle Obama stand-in at least once before, and well. Throughout the entire episode, her face was representative of my inner monologue - but way better because I’m not remotely worthy. Important side note: The ALDC’s real perfect score and overall winner in Dance Moms 7×09 was dance mom Holly Frazier. Has Abby Lee Miller been binge watching Big Love or something? Is that even available to stream through legit methods? Or is she, you know, YOLO-ing it up and watching television using “other methods” while she still can? The world may never care to know.Īt any rate, Abby started listing things that sister wives are assigned to do while dance mom Holly Frazier threw a lot of shade, and dance mom Jill Vertes loudly stopped Abby from mentioning the “s-e-x” word…which I don’t even think Abby was headed toward. And the the ALDC group dance for this week was something about polygamy. Hashtag so blessed.Īs far as assignments went, a bunch of blondes were handed solos (as we detailed in our Dance Moms 7×09 spoilers post). I mean, I don’t like hearing about how Ellie didn’t do well enough, but I’m here for Abby telling Yolanda not to talk. As far as any other drama went, nobody was mentioning how awful dance mom Yolanda Walmsley had behaved but Abby was more than happy to tell Yolanda to keep her mouth shut after explaining that Elliana Walmsley’s relatively low position on the pyramid was thanks to a failure to place in the top five. Abby Lee Miller held Kalani Hilliker’s trip to the emergency room against her on the flip side, our fearless leader was very proud of Lilliana Ketchman’s winning solo from last week’s competition. (Why, Dance Moms? Why? Where’s the parking lot? Is it being repaved? Why haven’t seen my favorite show within a show since the Dance Moms season 7 premiere, and I’m weeping for the loss of it!) ![]() Like, we had the “previously on,” then…BOOM! Fast cut to the ALDC LA interior. ![]() Accurate? Well, you’ll just have to check out our Dance Mom s 7×09 recap to find out.įree the parking lot, 2k17. Rather than spending time rehashing old drama via “Dance Moms Loitering in Parking Lots,” Dance Moms 7×09 kicked off at the pyramid. With slightly less drama from the dance moms than usual - even with new dancer Jane Dickson joining the team to play Brynn’s opposite - and more focus on actual dancing, the ALDC managed to score a perfect 300 in competition. Although Abby put a lot of focus on prepping solos for Brynn Rumfallo, Lilliana Ketchman, and Maesi Caes to take to Dream Dance Competition in San Diego, the team still brought home its biggest victory of the season. With Dance Moms season 7 involving so many changes for the Abby Lee Dance Company, one might expect the team to struggle but Dance Moms 7×09 proved that regardless of how many changes Abby Lee Miller makes, the ALDC can still win. ![]()
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